This is a good one....

[The Perfect Husband]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands freespeaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello.

WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: £45,000.

MAN: OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!

MAN: Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose this phone belongs to?''